This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
