You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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