He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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