if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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