we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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