Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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