Im at strip club and am horny
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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