you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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