I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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