how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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