Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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