i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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