let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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