a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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