At least make sure they are 18
Why
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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