It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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