Don't make out with my wife yet
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
