dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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