so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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