I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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