I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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