lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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