id be glad to
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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