im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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