Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm sobbing to NWA
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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