1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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