There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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