Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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