Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
