i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You can't motorboat a personality
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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