I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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