I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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