Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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