so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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