im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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