3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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