I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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