ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I seem to have left my pride at pride
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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