This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Randomize
