the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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