Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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