I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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