Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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