I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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