ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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