I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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