Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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