I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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