That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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