he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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