i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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