Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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