I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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