i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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