winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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